Diabolical

So today a Lady came in, and she was a fucking retard. First of all she comes in and the lovely Laura says hello, and she continues to stare at her and turn around. What a bitch. Then, as we are talking to Dave from Grouse, she comes over and in her stupid fucking retard voice goes "umm.. are any of you available?" Well yes clearly we are, and were, considering she said hello to you you fucking bitch. Then, she goes on to talk to grant and says she has a problem. Oh yes and what might this problem be? Her shirt shrunk, and how much do you ask? Oh not even a fucking inch, about half an inch, almost an unnoticeable amount. She goes on talking to Grant about how she wants a refund because she is to fucking stupid to know not to put her fucking 100 percent cotton shirt in the dryer. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW AT THE AGE OF 50 NOT TO PUT A 100% COTTON SHIRT IN THE DRYER AND EXPECT IT NOT TO SHRINK?!?!? is your kid so fucking fat that he cannot stand to wear a shirt that shrunk less than an inch. come on lady GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STORE AND LEARN HOW TO WASH YOUR CLOTHING. THE SYMBOL WITH THE DRYER WITH THE X THROUGH IT MEANSDONT FUCKING PUT IT IN THE DRYER. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.